April 2023 Horoscopes

What if it’s okay to run out of some things? What if, when we run out of some things, it is perfectly acceptable to not rush to replenish them?

Lunar Nodes in Houses Four and Ten

This placement has a lot to do with feeling, sensing, and finding authority.

Lunar Nodes in Houses Five and Eleven

A good place to start with the south node in the fifth house is actually with food. Do you believe that you will be appropriately nourished with the food that is available to you?

Pluto in Aquarius Thoughts

Back in 2008 when the banks were bailed out by the Federal Reserve, all of that money was actually meant to trickle down into the rest of the economy and into our lives.

Astro Advice Column: A Nervous System Asking for Support

When people ask me how I feel, a lot of the times I actually don't know.

How Other People See Gemini

Gemini works very hard. This is one of the things that we don’t see. We see what we prefer to see which is natural talent and divine inspiration.

Astro Advice Column: Mars in Leo in the 12th House

Relationships have always been difficult for me, which checks out because I consistently choose repression over vulnerability and strength over collaboration.

How Other People See Taurus

Tauruses are eccentrics. They are really weird people. When other people see a Taurus, they see a really weird person.

Astro Advice Column: Future Goated Friend

i am often afraid of disappointing others because i know what kind of care they might need, how i might give it to them.

March 2023 Horoscopes

The astrology of March contains many of the kinds of things that astrologers sit around anticipating, talking about, and bewildered by.

How Other People See Aries

This is how Aries sees itself for those of you who aren’t aware since this self image does not always come across exactly the way Aries intends for it to: Aries sees itself as a bratty bottom, a fully mischievous masochist, who cries out because it wants to be smacked around a bit by life.

How Other People See Pisces

So, is a Pisces really as absentminded as other people see them being? It’s hard to say. I’d even say that it’s impossible to say. It’s impossible to say because it’s impossible to tell whether a piece of knowledge is stored consciously or unconsciously.

What I Learned About Saturn During My Saturn Return

If I could live all of my highest ideals, then I’d be a perfect person living in a perfect world. I don’t live in that world because I live on Earth. I live as an imperfect person with limited choices in an imperfect world.

How Other People See Aquarius

This is interesting—when outside people interact with Aquarius superficially, we often feel as though we are encountering a person who Has Their Shit Together.

Mars in Pisces Power

Mars in Pisces is not interested in specific confrontations. We are not interested in battles. When faced with one too directly, we will swim away.

Astro Advice Column: Placidus vs Whole Sign

Do you have thoughts about planets that are in the 12H in Placidus 1H in Whole Sign (or vice versa)?

Mars in Aquarius Power

The power of Mars in Aquarius is the power of cynicality. Cynicality is powerful because it refuses to allow anyone or anything define success for it. It will use all of its tools to resist it.

Mars in Capricorn Power

Mars in Capricorn is extremely sexy. This is a placement that is sure of what it is doing and how it will get there.

February 2023 Horoscopes

There is poetry in your life. There is perversion in your life. Accept that.

Mars in Sagittarius Power

This is a gambler’s Mars. It’s the lone traveler on their way to the gambling den where the devil plays dealer and they can win or lose their life on a single dice’s toss.

Mars in Scorpio Power

Mars in Scorpio is an athlete that knows its own durability. When it hits a limit, it keeps on going. Nothing can stop the will of Mars in Scorpio, not even its own fatigue.