September 2026 Horoscopes

This Mars in Cancer, I want you to take responsibility for your emotions. Not in the sense of "You better manage your feelings or else you might be punished!" but in the sense of "You might find or fight for the time, space, and esteem that you need to find the place where your responses matter."

Cancer Pisces Relationship

Generosity isn't about paying for dates or buying stuff. Generosity is about reshaping your choices to allow someone else in. To get on a Cancer's or a Pisces's level, to get on a water's sign's level of generosity, you have to at least get out of your own mindset and into another person's headspace.

A Day in the Life of a Gemini Moon

Gemini Moon doesn't need a book, a computer, or even a talking partner to feel like they are doing research. Sometimes, a Gemini Moon gets home and just starts to walk in circles around their bedroom. As they walk, they think and that thinking seems to produce plenty of new thoughts.

The Houses of Elderhood

Today, we will talk about the houses of late life or the houses of elderhood. They are the seventh house, the eighth house, and the sixth house. Together, these are the houses of transitions, collective responsibility, and labor.

A Day in the Life of a Taurus Moon

This is an exceptionally picky Moon placement and, by picky, I mean that they have some standards in life. The Taurus Moon did not choose the work or people they've decided to put in their lives lightly. They only make intentional choices, ones that they can commit to.

The Houses of Maturity

In the first part of this series, we took a look at houses one, two, and twelve as the angular, succedent, and cadent houses which describe your early life. In the second part of this series, we're going to take a look at the three houses which describe your maturity: houses ten, eleven, and nine.

Chinese Mythological Creatures Are So Gay

I always disagreed with how 酉 Earthly Branch, the eighth Earthly Branch in the Chinese zodiac, is usually translated on those paper place mats that you get at Chinese restaurants. I disagreed with it aesthetically because I don't think it's very nice to tell someone that their zodiac sign is "Cock."

August 2026 Horoscopes

Heroes are an interesting symbol. We learn about the hero so young. We learn that the hero's story is more important than any other story. We get used to it, used to finding narrative coherency and morality in this world by looking for the heroes.

The Houses of Childhood

The first house, the second house, and the twelfth house are the three houses in your natal chart which describe your childhood and your youth. Together, they tell a story about what it means to become yourself.

A Day in the Life of an Aries Moon

You'll notice that a lot of Aries Moon run very minimal homes. When in doubt, Aries Moon gets rid of stuff. They don't need to be hanging onto it. If you don't have that much stuff laying around, then your space is easier to clean. If your space is easier to clean, then you can focus on what matters most.

One and Seven Houses You and Me

When your word for the self is already plural, when you are able to speak with fluency without ever using the words you and me, when most books that you read do not contain the words you or me—how could this concept of the self/other not disorient?

Leo Pisces Relationships

Leo and Pisces make one of the strangest but most interesting pairings. Yes, the two signs are in aversion. Yes, Leo is fixed fire and Pisces is mutable water. Yes, they're not supposed to make sense together but you might have noticed that there's quite a few happy Leo and Pisces couples out there.

Virgo Pisces Relationships

The part about Virgo and Pisces being opposites doesn't really cause that much friction in a relationship. However, opposite signs in astrology can also be too similar. It's Virgo and Pisces's similarities that can, sometimes, cause more friction.

Jupiter Has a Dark Side

Jupiter's dark side is this: Jupiter is really paranoid. If you look for meaning in every single thing that a stranger says, in every single accident or coincidence, in every single song lyric or tarot card pull—then you'll trip yourself out. You'll start believing all kinds of bullshit.

July 2026 Horoscopes

I actually think that attentiveness is one of the most powerful forces in the world. It's a pity that the performance economy tries to monetize it. Attentiveness is care and love. It's how humans learn—by attentive observation.

Pisces Midheaven

Pisces midheaven is an improviser. No, this placement doesn't make a ten step plan. They don't really work like that. Instead, they are responsive to the lives of people around them and they work on trusting what could happen whenever possible.

Fed and Dignified by Work

In bazi, work not described as a higher spiritual calling that you are meant to give everything up for. Instead, your work is supposed to resource your life as a whole or your community as a whole. Your work is supposed to provide you with two things: food and clothes.

Aquarius Midheaven

The future, for Aquarius midheaven, isn't a vibe or an idea. The future is a system and is how that system can be provoked into malfunction with just a couple of little tweaks. Aquarius midheaven makes a future by cracking the code on what is predictable and by tweaking it so that something else becomes possible.

Libra Pisces Relationships

On the surface, Libra and Pisces can read as quite similar. Both love to hang out. Both are incredibly sweet. Both are secretly a bit socially anxious but no one can see it. However, Libras and Pisces run into one very important difference: Libra is the king of boundaries.

June 2026 Horoscopes

In June, I want you to get flexible with your cravings. Your cravings remind you of what you have forgotten. Sometimes, they'll remind you of what you already know.

Saturn in the Tenth House

A lot of Saturn in the tenth house people, in my experience, can be pretty guarded. They tend to have an almost regal energy, the attitude of someone who thinks twice before they act. These are people who taught themselves how to be tough.