The Aries coworker completes big projects in an hour or two with surging blood pressure, vape or cigarette in mouth, and heavy metal blaring in our headphones. We complete projects only reasonably well. It’s not going to be perfect. Some mistakes were made.
Yes, your Taurus coworker knows the difference between a FSA and a HSA. They have figured out how many vacation days will not roll over into the next year and they can calculate how much taxes to take out in their heads. They know how to reimburse expenses and they will help you do it if you are troubled by the process.
Quiet, reclusive, and serious. People are intimidated by them. Yet, Scorpio midheaven is really kind. You would think that such an ambitious person, such a self depriving personality at times, is mean. Scorpio midheaven is not.
I know that a lot of us don’t love the concept of authority. We don’t trust it. And, yet, we have to be willing to grow into our authority for those who are younger than us so that we can validate and affirm them.
Why is Gemini up in your business all the time? Why are they always trying to figure out how your job works and what you do? No, they’re not trying to compete with you. They want to try out all the jobs to see what they really like and don’t like and also to see if they’re any good at what you do or not.
Interestingly enough, I think that Aries and Aquarius are both people who are highly attuned to the constraint of human mortality. Both signs think about death quite a lot. Both are highly aware of one’s own limitations.
The first impression that you might have had about your Cancer coworker is just how serious and straightlaced they appear. The second thing that you will learn about your Cancer coworker is that their personal life outside of work is absolutely wild.
Who doesn’t love to work with a Leo? You just feel good about yourself when you do. That’s what the Leo coworker excels at—making people around them feel good about being there. How on earth does this one person seem to remember and also greet every single person in their vicinity on a daily basis?
Taurus and Aquarius aren’t supposed to get along from an astrological point of view. So why are they so alike? Why are they both so protective of their own peace and love to eat the same things everyday? Why do they both find Shrek and his many layers so relatable?
Virgo has what Chinese people call a tofu heart. A tofu heart is a heart so soft that it simply falls apart at the first sign of trouble. People with a tofu heart tend to stress more about your problems than you do and they tend to rush in to help people whenever someone gets in trouble.
I like to use Jupiter to measure the years because Jupiter is the coming of age planet. Leo is the sign of the strong but also the sign of the child. That’s funny, right? Jupiter helping us come of age in the sign of the child.
Your Libra coworker has another job. The work that you do with them is not the central focus on their life and will never be. Libra tends to move in two directions at once. Yes, your Libra coworker is constantly looking around to see what else is out there and weighing their choices every single day.
When left to their own devices, the world of an Aquarius can get a little cynical. Enter Gemini—a fluttering butterfly armed with nothing but good humor and questions. “Why don’t you try thinking of it in a different way?” Gemini offers. Aquarius blinks. Indeed, why not?
The Scorpio coworker is the one who goes out of their way to include everyone, quietly pick up the slack for those who need help without making much of a fuss, and your industry is full of really smart young people who your Scorpio coworker mentored at some point in their life.
The Sagittarius coworker doesn’t know what day of the week it is. But they are excited. Passionate. Purposeful. They have just decided that their newest mission is the most important and necessary goal in the world. “By the way, what’s my email again?” the Sagittarius coworker suddenly asks.
Libra has the reputation of being indecisive because they have a smiley quality that makes people think that they are in agreement with them for some reason. However, Libra is not. In fact, Libra is one of the most contrarian zodiac signs to ever exist.
Trigger warning: For December’s horoscopes, I chose to focus on Venus’s disappearance in Capricorn. This shift in Venus’s phase prepares us for its retrograde in Scorpio in the fall of 2026. I have decided to interpret this part of Venus’s synodic cycle as an opportunity to make room for grief.
Capricorn gives off an air of tragedy, of being overburdened at work and at home. However, when you offer to help them out, you’ll quickly find that they refuse to give any responsibility up
If you have Virgo midheaven, then you were brought up to keep yourself busy and to always be helpful. You yearn to say no.
Yes, the Aquarius coworker seems goofy and easy going. They take their shoes off at work, don’t they? They talk about their sex life loudly and the workplace is full of their personal belongings. But take note: the Aquarius coworker is usually a workaholic coworker.
Some people go to work because they have something to prove and they feel all ambitious. Pisces goes to work because they have extremely sensitive tropical fish, two picky cats, and three dogs who they must feed, house, and (sometimes) even clothe.
