How Other People See Aries

This is how Aries sees itself for those of you who aren’t aware since this self image does not always come across exactly the way Aries intends for it to: Aries sees itself as a bratty bottom, a fully mischievous masochist, who cries out because it wants to be smacked around a bit by life.

How Other People See Pisces

So, is a Pisces really as absentminded as other people see them being? It’s hard to say. I’d even say that it’s impossible to say. It’s impossible to say because it’s impossible to tell whether a piece of knowledge is stored consciously or unconsciously.

What I Learned About Saturn During My Saturn Return

If I could live all of my highest ideals, then I’d be a perfect person living in a perfect world. I don’t live in that world because I live on Earth. I live as an imperfect person with limited choices in an imperfect world.

How Other People See Aquarius

This is interesting—when outside people interact with Aquarius superficially, we often feel as though we are encountering a person who Has Their Shit Together.

Mars in Pisces Power

Mars in Pisces is not interested in specific confrontations. We are not interested in battles. When faced with one too directly, we will swim away.

Astro Advice Column: Placidus vs Whole Sign

Do you have thoughts about planets that are in the 12H in Placidus 1H in Whole Sign (or vice versa)?

Mars in Aquarius Power

The power of Mars in Aquarius is the power of cynicality. Cynicality is powerful because it refuses to allow anyone or anything define success for it. It will use all of its tools to resist it.

Mars in Capricorn Power

Mars in Capricorn is extremely sexy. This is a placement that is sure of what it is doing and how it will get there.

February 2023 Horoscopes

There is poetry in your life. There is perversion in your life. Accept that.

Mars in Sagittarius Power

This is a gambler’s Mars. It’s the lone traveler on their way to the gambling den where the devil plays dealer and they can win or lose their life on a single dice’s toss.

Mars in Scorpio Power

Mars in Scorpio is an athlete that knows its own durability. When it hits a limit, it keeps on going. Nothing can stop the will of Mars in Scorpio, not even its own fatigue.

Mars in Libra Power

Mars in Libra is not about to offer up its heart’s contents right away. It will become unreadable first—a stone.

Astro Advice Column: Astrodweeb

So I’ve been a fan of astrology since I’ve known what it was. I have my birthdate and place, I just don’t know what time I was born.

Mars in Virgo Power

Would you rather face a blunt hammer or a precise switchblade? Mars in Virgo is a switchblade.

Mars in Leo Power

There are no hidden reasons or intentions with a Mars in Leo. If Mars in Leo is mad, then it will act angry. Immediately.

Processing 2022 Through Astrology

Last year, I did a workshop calling Processing 2021 Through Writing. I decided to do a review of 2022 using the astrology of last year as a written piece instead.

The Three Types of Aquarius Sun

There’s three types of Aquarius Suns: Aquarius who have Mercury in Capricorn, Aquarius who have Mercury in Pisces, and Aquarius who have Mercury in Aquarius.

2023 Yearly Horoscopes

There’s one thing that I want you to enter 2023 with: I want you to devote yourself to the wondrousness, the mystery, the banality, and the absolute brutality of life.

The Three Types of Capricorn Sun

There’s three types of Capricorn Suns: Capricorn who have Mercury in Sagittarius, Capricorn who have Mercury in Aquarius, and Capricorn who have Mercury in Capricorn.

Caring what other people think

Sometimes caring about what people think prevents you from doing things that you otherwise want to do.

Mars in Cancer Power

It doesn’t like to let you go, this Mars. It is exceedingly patient with you and will never let you go. It’s a clenching Mars.