The Pleasure of Mercury Retrograde

Maybe if we had more Mercury retrograde, we would finally have time to take a nap instead of just trying to play catch up with missed emails and texts all the time.

Astro Advice Column: Murky Midheaven

How should I interpret my chart when some of my houses are in different signs based on whether I'm using the placidus or whole sign system?

Loving Venus in Pisces

Venus in Pisces is magic. This is what magic is made of. Venus in Pisces is someone who is on a scavenger hunt for a thing that they cannot name and have no business naming.

Astro Advice Column: Your Friend in Debility

Every possible ruler of my ascendant is debilitated. How do I boldly present myself in my full authenticity when I have no one to support me, no guidelines that work for me?

Astro Advice Column: Remixing Algol

Hi Ace, my MC, partner's mars, and our cat's venus are at 26 degrees taurus. How do I understand, remix or remediate algol?

Loving Venus in Aquarius

Loving Venus in Aquarius is hilarious. It’s about loving someone who is so awkward that they don’t know how to be awkward. It’s about loving someone for real, about loving someone who has no idea how to put on even the slightest pretense about who they are.

Astro Advice Column: Twelfth House Profection Year

any advice for a creative/poet/writer/musician who just entered their 12H jupiter year. my friend said "i see emo album release" and i really hope she's right !!!!!!

Loving Venus in Capricorn

This is a Venus that refuses adornment. Venus in Capricorn looks for beauty not by putting things on but by cutting away. It wants stripped down beauty, wants barefaced beauty, and it wants to admire the sensations on its own naked skin.

Astro Advice Column: Chiron in Synastry

i'm so curious about chiron aspects in synastry...the superficial gathering is that of painpoints but i feel like there is more that my limited knowledge cant elucidate.

May 2022 Horoscopes

May is about knowing that the devil, the shadow, is trying to do something for you and that it might not be what you expected at all.

Astrological Rejection

Astrological rejection happens when two planets find debility in the signs that the other are in.

On Not Being a Stereotypical Taurus

If you’re not a stereotypical Taurus, you’re not a statue. You’d much rather be a goblin. There is joy in being goblin-like. There is the eating with your hands, the digging up of dirt, and the running on your hands and knees.

Loving Venus in Sagittarius

A Zeus ruled Venus is the man who carries a big stick. It’s the polyamorist who turns himself into a swan, into a bull, into anything under the sun just to ensnare someone or something.

Astro Advice Column: Peregrine Planets

I have a chart where none of my planets have any dignity (except the Sun is in its own decan in Gemini). This includes domicile, exaltation, bounds, triplicities and decans as well as planetary joys.

Loving Venus in Scorpio

Loving Venus in Scorpio is like loving a creature who wants desperately to, but feels as though they must refrain from, eating you alive.

April 2022 Horoscopes

Here’s to those who learn about themselves instead of other people—to the cynics to find hope only through action.

Astro Advice Column: Mars Advocate

Do you have any advice for being with someone that has a Mars in Libra? It’s part of a grand square and I feel like it makes conflict very hard for my partner.

Loving Venus in Libra

Venus in Libra is a strategist. Loving Venus in Libra is loving a master strategist.

Loving Venus in Virgo

Venus in Virgo is a Venus that exists in fall. It’s a Venus that knows what you want to see it as and it’s also a Venus that feels absolutely cankerous at the thought of being seen at all.

On Not Being a Stereotypical Aries

Aries is in control of what we share, how much, and with whom. We’re not petulant children who tantrum our way through the world. We understand that how to direct attention, we know when to surprise, and we are in control of when we want to speak louder and when we want to whisper.

Astro Advice Column: Quadruple Libra

How do I make decisions about planning my life in the future. I feel like an air plant and I want to be committed to a practice but I feel like I forget what I am doing all of the time.