Mercury in Virgo Analyzed

Mercury in Virgo doesn’t need to get along with you. They need the world to make a path for their startling intelligence.

Astro Advice Column: Wants to Play

I know I want to play, with my body, and because of COVID risk don’t know if that’s possible anymore.

Uncertainty

Uncertainty is terrifying. It just is.

August 2022 Horoscopes

I want you to use your powers of analysis in August.

Mercury in Leo Analyzed

There are two tensions alive in Mercury in Leo, it turns out—the tension between wanting to be with and be apart from and the tension between wanting to be good and wanting to be naturally good.

The Three Types of Pisces Sun

There’s three types of Pisces Suns: Pisces who have Mercury in Aquarius, Pisces who have Mercury in Aries, and Pisces who have Mercury in Pisces.

Survival Shame

People will always survive eugenics because one is a system and one is life. Life will always survive systems because life is more powerful, chaotic, and enjoyable than systems.

Mercury in Cancer Analyzed

You see, Mercury in Cancer knows things. It knows things about the people who you know together. It shakes its head, gives silent nods, and it prizes itself on knowing more than what it is willing to tell.

The Three Types of Sagittarius Sun

There’s three types of Sagittarius Suns: Sagittarius who have Mercury in Sagittarius, Sagittarius who have Mercury in Scorpio, and Sagittarius who have Mercury in Capricorn.

Astro Advice Column: Sitting Naked in the Kings Lap

what's going on when a natal planet is cazimi but also in its sign of fall (or detriment)?

Mercury in Gemini Analyzed

Mercury in Gemini doesn’t make the self more interesting. It makes the world around it more colorful and agile.

The Three Types of Aries Sun

There’s three types of Aries Suns: Aries who have Mercury in Aries, Aries who have Mercury in Pisces, and Aries who have Mercury in Taurus.

July 2022 Horoscopes

It’s the big slow down, not here to stay but here to tease, slowly of course, minute by minute.

Astro Advice Column: Aries Mercury Troublemaker

what do you think dating a chart ruler scorpio mercury, virgo mars looks like

A Letter To My Impersonators

Currently, there are at least three accounts on Instagram impersonating me.

Astro Advice Column: Prickly Crybaby Ice Queen

I have a question about where to locate selfishness, or a selfish nature within my chart, and how to balance being selfish in a healthy way VS selfish behavior in an ugly way, as I tend to have a mean streak.

Mercury in Taurus Analyzed

Mercury in Taurus is the tattoo artist who knows the vocabulary of the body, of signs, and has the patience to make its symbols permanent and fixed upon a skin poised to tease.

Mercury in Aries Analyzed

I’ve seen Aries Mercury, invited to dinner, cut down a mighty ego in just one smartly worded question. Mercury in Aries is always ready to switch the topic.

Astro Advice Column: Capricorn Stellium

My stellium in Capricorn is intense! I have Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Neptune, and Uranus in Capricorn, from 15 to 22 degrees. I was wondering about the degrees and if this means anything, but also whether you can say anything about what it means to have them all in the 6th house?

The Normalcy of Eugenics

Eugenics isn’t a rarity. It’s incredibly normal. It happens everyday.

Astro Advice Column: Ultra-Distressed Jupiter

I have an 8th house retrograde Jupiter in Capricorn, which is also a 1996 nodal bender... How can I learn to work with this challenging placement?