May 2022 Horoscopes

May is about knowing that the devil, the shadow, is trying to do something for you and that it might not be what you expected at all.

Astrological Rejection

Astrological rejection happens when two planets find debility in the signs that the other are in.

On Not Being a Stereotypical Taurus

If you’re not a stereotypical Taurus, you’re not a statue. You’d much rather be a goblin. There is joy in being goblin-like. There is the eating with your hands, the digging up of dirt, and the running on your hands and knees.

Loving Venus in Sagittarius

A Zeus ruled Venus is the man who carries a big stick. It’s the polyamorist who turns himself into a swan, into a bull, into anything under the sun just to ensnare someone or something.

Astro Advice Column: Peregrine Planets

I have a chart where none of my planets have any dignity (except the Sun is in its own decan in Gemini). This includes domicile, exaltation, bounds, triplicities and decans as well as planetary joys.

Loving Venus in Scorpio

Loving Venus in Scorpio is like loving a creature who wants desperately to, but feels as though they must refrain from, eating you alive.

April 2022 Horoscopes

Here’s to those who learn about themselves instead of other people—to the cynics to find hope only through action.

Astro Advice Column: Mars Advocate

Do you have any advice for being with someone that has a Mars in Libra? It’s part of a grand square and I feel like it makes conflict very hard for my partner.

Loving Venus in Libra

Venus in Libra is a strategist. Loving Venus in Libra is loving a master strategist.

Loving Venus in Virgo

Venus in Virgo is a Venus that exists in fall. It’s a Venus that knows what you want to see it as and it’s also a Venus that feels absolutely cankerous at the thought of being seen at all.

On Not Being a Stereotypical Aries

Aries is in control of what we share, how much, and with whom. We’re not petulant children who tantrum our way through the world. We understand that how to direct attention, we know when to surprise, and we are in control of when we want to speak louder and when we want to whisper.

Astro Advice Column: Quadruple Libra

How do I make decisions about planning my life in the future. I feel like an air plant and I want to be committed to a practice but I feel like I forget what I am doing all of the time.

Loving Venus in Leo

Venus in Leo looks at someone and, instantly, sees the biggest and brightest thing about that person. You see, Venus in Leo looks at you and sees talent raw and emerging. It sees you as a simply wondrous being.

Loving Venus in Cancer

You don’t get to tuck a Venus in Cancer away in your own pocket and keep them just for you. A Venus in Cancer comes with a family of trans siblings, a network of cousins, or a close knit circle of BTS stans who they text almost everyday.

Loving Venus in Gemini

Loving Gemini Venus is loving a Venus that remembers what it’s like to have no people, to be the odd one out who no one “gets”, and to simply not look like anyone else who is in the same room as them.

Loving Venus in Taurus

Loving Venus in Taurus is a Venus that is sure that it is meant to provide, provide, and provide.

March 2022 Horoscopes

This is no time for refined conversation, pointed lines, or subtleties of transference. This is a time for raucousness, for horselaughs, and for barking.

On Not Being a Stereotypical Pisces

When it comes down to it, a Pisces will always give—give more time, more food, more passion, and more heart. A Pisces doesn’t keep track. A Pisces always believes that there is more than enough.

The Twelfth House

Following ghosts does not result in professional success, Gordon writes, but as failure. Following ghosts means that you sit in a room and quietly call attention to the fact that “There’s something in the room with us.”

Loving Venus in Aries

This is a Venus that doesn’t like to be told what to do. You simply cannot tell an Aries Venus what to do. Loving a Venus in Aries is about loving someone who can’t be told what to do.

The Eleventh House

The eleventh house opposes the fifth house, which is the house of the erotic. It’s both these houses, this axis of the fifth and eleventh, I think, that refers to love.