Irreverence and Astrology

So, there is room in astrology for the worshippers, for the satirists, for the painters, for the psychologists, for the ritual makers, and for the deconstructionists. There is room in astrology for God—but, I question whether there is room in astrology for God fearing.

Pisces North Node, Virgo South Node

Pisces north node is terrified of their pain. They tell themselves that it does not really exist, that it is useless, that it is unimportant, and that life is able to go on without this recognition of hurt.

Metafiction and Anger

Emotions are metafictional, which means that we talk about them as if they are real but also like they do not have to be real. Emotions are metafictional, which means that we find them when we tell stories from our own perspective.

The Astrology of Hunter X Hunter

When we meet Hisoka, he is actually going through his Saturn return. He is twenty eight at the beginning of the show and we watch him grow into his thirties.

Aquarius North Node, Leo South Node

Leo south node is used to trying to be a good kid. It is used to thinking that, if they could only be a good enough kid, that they would be safe.

October 2021 Horoscopes

The first time that you honor someone’s death anniversary is as awkward as a first impression. You have no idea how your physical body will react.

On Not Being A Stereotypical Libra

The idea that Libras are stereotyped to be people pleasers, I think, is a misnomer. Libras are not stereotyped as people pleasers. Libras are stereotyped to be pleasers of men. They are thought of to be brilliant but not too brilliant, to be demure but not too demure, to be rational but not too rational, and to always be pretty.

Planets in Fall

Planets in fall are sarcastic. They’re satirical. They can be funny but they don’t have to be. They understand tragedy.

How We Treat The Planets

I’ve noticed that we allow Saturn to reign over us as we allow no planet to reign over us. We ask ourselves and each other, during our Saturn returns or squares or maybe just when Saturn is transiting over an angular house, “What does Saturn want from me?”

Writing Porn

I think that everyone who writes should, at some point, write porn. When you are writing porn, you are writing to produce a physical reaction. Very few writers do this.

Climate Change and Life

We often depict climate change in death but we experience it in life. We experience it in our relationships, in our appetites, in our laments around housing, in our debts, and in our walks.

Kim Namjoon Natal Chart Analysis: A Professional

I’m not sure why Namjoon is like this but I have noticed that Virgo Sun with Sagittarius Moon is a Sun-Moon duo that finds mundane tasks almost impossible to do.

Practicing Mediocrity

For those of us who were trained to overachieve, allowing ourselves mediocrity means that we are also allowing ourselves to create.

Sun in Detriment

I like the cliche that Aquarius Sun is an alien. I know that it is a stereotype but I still like it—why? Because aliens are inscrutable.

Saturn in Fall

For Saturn in Aries, change is a duty. Change is not always a happy duty because change requires the giving up of options.

September 2021 Horoscopes

In September, I want you to think about loss. I want you to think about shadows. I want you to think about your shadows, in the plural, because you happen to have several of them.

The Three Types of Scorpio Sun

There’s three types of Scorpio Suns: Scorpios who have Mercury in Libra, Scorpios who have Mercury in Sagittarius, and Scorpios who have Mercury in Scorpio.

The Three Types of Taurus Sun

There’s three types of Taurus Suns: Tauruses who have Mercury in Aries, Tauruses who have Mercury in Gemini, and Tauruses who have Mercury in Taurus.

On Not Being A Stereotypical Virgo

If Virgo is anything, it is the furious attempt to keep genius in check. All Virgos are tormented by this.

Capricorn North Node, Cancer South Node

A lot of Cancer south node people are born feeling as though they are supposed to solve the issue that is the family. A lot of them feel like they have to take on the responsibility of carrying a parent’s feelings for them.

The Three Types of Libra Sun

There’s three types of Libra Suns: Libras who have Mercury in Virgo, Libras who have Mercury in Scorpio, and Libras who have Mercury in Libra.